Saturday, December 11, 2021

ON HAVING A HALLMARK CHRISTMAS


 

In recent years, one of the most popular TV channels has been the Hallmark Channel.  Actually, there are three Hallmark channels:  the flagship regular Hallmark channel, the Movies & Mysteries channel, and the relatively newer Hallmark Drama Channel.   Yet of the three, the original Hallmark Channel remains the most popular.   Movies & Mysteries places a close second while the Drama Channel trails way back in the pack.

The secret of Hallmark’s success isn’t that much of a secret—but one the networks are unlikely to follow.   Hallmark is the premier champion of family friendly programs.  Violence is kept to the absolute minimum.  (If you don’t count the occasional snowball fight as violence, then one will search in vain for anything pugnacious.)  Sex is barely suggested and there are no bedroom scenes of either the married or premarital kind.  The unassuming TV watcher should be forgiven if he came to conclusion that the standard plot’s entire aim is to get the two principals to share a kiss.  All mild stuff indeed.  As one commenter has said:  all “g” rated fair one could watch with your children without the possibility that something blue or otherwise off-color will pop up which require sensitive explanations latter. 

The reality of death is recognized on Hallmark; but no one dies on camera.  For the most part, death usually involves the principle’s parents or spouse sometime in the past which she or he may struggle with to some degree.  Nevertheless, the real object of Hallmark plots is finding love for their principles with a lonely male and a hapless female winding their way to a chaste, romantic relationship—perhaps even marriage.  Often the principles were sweethearts in high school who become separated after graduation by college, a job, or military service and now circumstances put them back together after a significant number of years.

Religion is never far away from a hallmark story.  The Christian moral cord is assumed.  When religion does make an overt appearance, it is usually in the form of a minister or generic church.  No particular faith tradition is named but seems to be vaguely Protestant.  Whatever it is, it is certainly not Lutheran—much less Catholic or Orthodox.  At times, ones gets the notion that the faith that guides of the makers of the program was not Christianity but Mormonism.  But like I say, it is only a notion.  As for living out their faiths in the stories, one will get references to prayer or an occasional hymn—rarely more.  Occasionally one of the principals is seen either entering a church or leaving a religious service.  It is far more likely the interior of the church will be the setting for marriage.

Of late, Hallmark has broached the subject of homosexuality in its storylines.  So  far, none of the main principles of the plot are gay.  Gay couples are recognized in the narrative but in truth are purely tangential to the storyline.  This is pretty small potatoes and is unlikely to satisfy gay activists who want homosexuality normalized with a greater presence in conventional programing.   While open homosexuality is indeed a reality of modern life, it is unsatisfying to an orthodox Christian that there isn’t even a discussion of its morality.

All the same, the introduction of homosexuality into Hallmark’s shows is a step that challenges its family friendly status.  On a more positive note, Hallmark has introduced multiracial couples into their stories.  At the present time, I have not seen a black man romance a white female nor any other racial combination.  Nevertheless, I expect to see a multiracial romance on Hallmark sooner than later.  I’d say the days when it was controversial when a blond blue-eyed girl of solid New England stock became engaged to a black-haired brown-eyed son of Italian immigrants are over.

 

 

 

 

 

It being the Christmas season, Hallmark carpets its broadcast schedule with Christmas movies.  Christmas. Christmas. Christmas.  No war on Christmas here.  Indeed, Christmas is treated with abundant respect by Hallmark.  A good half of the plots involve one of the principles gaining the Christmas spirit while pursuing romance and realizing their love interest.   If you can appreciate Christmas movies 24 hours a day, every day, for six weeks out of the year, then all is well and good.

All is well and good…until one stops ponder one of the things said fairly consistently in one way or another in Hallmark’s Christmas programs.   The subject “What is Christmas all about?” comes about fairly often.  This is fairly simple, but interesting question.  One you’d like to hear what friends and family have to say.  Hallmark has a clear idea.  Sometimes its answer merely suggested.   Other times it is left unanswered.   But often---maybe not often enough—Hallmark’s answer is clear and direct.  Christmas is a time to gather with one’s family together along with other loved ones and friends to share to enjoyment of each other’s company and the good time of this special occasion.

The gathering of kin and kind has a lot to be said for it; but, while it is certainly healthy and commendable, it is not the meaning of Christmas.  It is an admirable aspiration among the unchurched and otherwise nonspiritual.  The truth is far too many families are broken and a regrettable number of the old spend the Holy days alone.  The reasons span chasm of human experience:  drugs, alcohol, greed, vicious disagreements…all the way to callous neglect.   As for drugs and alcohol, Hallmark rarely deals these realities.  It’s favorite subjects revolve around a man and women—often high school sweethearts-- separated by years of different paths in life and finally coming together for a purpose in the hometown.  In other tellings, two opposites are put together by circumstances.  They spend an unusual amount of time together.  Then, after several sessions of wine and/or hot chocolate, both realize they are in love.  There are usually complications with various elaborations but, in the end, our smitten couple bond in love.

Hallmark’s most successful series, “When Calls The Heart”, while it centers on the town’s lone school teacher, Elizabeth Thatcher, follows the lives of a wide set of characters in a fictional Hope Valley somewhere in western Canada.  While  “When Calls The Heart”  can be a bit more serious than Hallmark’s typical fare, it still follows the network’s family-friendly, feel-good formula.  The series has had a few Christmas specials.  All well received and popular.  But “the meaning of Christmas” remains much the same.   A baby may be born.  Kindness may be extended to ill-fortuned strangers or hermits living in the wild nearby.  Still, the message of love and second chances comes through.

Hallmark is basically innocent, light fun.  We should not fault it for what never claimed to be—which would presumably be “The Christian Channel”.  While many of its characters across its many programs do make references faith and prayer and we may see characters going into or coming from a church service, the particular contents of their faith are never discussed.  Which is what one would expect if you were wanting the widest audience possible.  Nevertheless, in such a case, one would think Hallmark would be more circumspect when it comes to telling the world “What Christmas is all about”.

Truth be told, it is not just Hallmark which equivocates on this point.  Think about all the Christmas movies you have seen and ultimately almost all do the same fudging.   Short of those film expressly made about the Nativity; the storylines are driven by engines that don’t have anything to do with “What Christmas is all about”.  The two come to mind are revenge and romance.  Revenge.  I think of BEN HUR.  Not exactly a Christmas movie, although it does begin with the birth of Jesus.  But certainly, the engine that drives Hallmark movies is romance.  Hallmark understands that women have an abiding longing for romantic stories.  Stories which provide an uplifting respite from everything else on television, factual or fictional, and for most women, an always welcome dose of romance.  Romance with no bedroom scenes or even a suggestion of a sleep over.  The Hallmark Christmas movies span the scope in quality-- with none reaching any dramatic height although one may come upon moments in which the interaction between actors may transcend the format.  But then the makers at Hallmark aren’t going for KING LEAR and won’t be mistaken for it.

Which still leaves us with the original issue of “Just What Is Christmas all about?”  For all the right tones Hallmark makers hit in their Christmas movie, “love and the gathering of kith and kin” would only satisfy you if one were determinately secular and revisionist.   The modern celebration of Christmas—if one were the proverbial man from mars—is a confusing menagerie of cut evergreen trees, mistletoe, garlands, stringing lights on houses, Tiny Tim, Ebenezer Scrooge,  the North Pole, Santa, elves, wrapped presents, oceans of alcohol, a wide range of local customs, and this baby born in a barn.  The Christmas soup is a problematical delicacy from which the major ingredient is barely discernable.

Yet, for the Christian, it all come down to that pesky baby born in the barn.  Personally, I love Christmas.  I love everything about it and I don’t see any purpose in getting all superior about it.  It does seem like every time you turn around there a hand stuck out wanting your money.  But even that can become a positive feature of Christmas.  Santa doesn’t confuse me and didn’t confuse me as a child.  Santa, like all the saints, is an example of something about Christ.  In the case of Santa Claus, it is his freely giving nature which reflects Christ’s generosity to all.

But Santa doesn’t consume Christmas.  Instead, he is only a beginning which can lead one to the true meaning of Christmas.  Admittedly, imperfect as it is, Santa is a glimpse—and only a glimpse—of the “God-Among-Us”.  For this Lutheran, as much as I might appreciate tradition, my impulse is to always dial direct.  For that, among tv specials, one stands out above all others.  First broadcast December 6, 1965,  A CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS told its story when toward the end it suddenly tackled the question of what Christmas was all about.  And they hit it dead on.

Crestfallen, Charlie Brown loudly asks if anyone knows what Christmas is all about; Linus says he does, walks to center stage, asks for a spotlight, and recites the annunciation to the shepherds:

In those days Caesar Augustus issued a decree that a census should be taken of the entire Roman world. (This was the first census that took place while[a] Quirinius was governor of Syria.) And everyone went to their own town to register.

So Joseph also went up from the town of Nazareth in Galilee to Judea, to Bethlehem the town of David, because he belonged to the house and line of David. He went there to register with Mary, who was pledged to be married to him and was expecting a child. While they were there, the time came for the baby to be born, and she gave birth to her firstborn, a son. She wrapped him in cloths and placed him in a manger, because there was no guest room available for them.

And there were shepherds living out in the fields nearby, keeping watch over their flocks at night. An angel of the Lord appeared to them, and the glory of the Lord shone around them, and they were terrified. 10 But the angel said to them, “Do not be afraid. I bring you good news that will cause great joy for all the people. 11 Today in the town of David a Savior has been born to you; he is the Messiah, the Lord. 12 This will be a sign to you: You will find a baby wrapped in cloths and lying in a manger.”

13 Suddenly a great company of the heavenly host appeared with the angel, praising God and saying,

 “Glory to God in the highest heaven,
 and on earth peace Good will to men

Linus then goes to Charlie Brown and says:  "That's what Christmas is all about, Charlie Brown."

 

Christmas isn’t about good homemade food—although good homemade food on Christmas day is great.  It isn’t about family—although the gathering of kith and kin warms the heart.  It isn’t about being nice—although a nicer world would be agreeable every day of the year.  And Christmas isn’t about finding  romantic love—although only a heart of stone would find fault with two people falling love while sipping hot chocolate together after Santa’s nocturnal visit. 

 

No.  The meaning of Christmas is a person.   That person being the baby laid in a manger.  Our Lord and God, who dwelt among us and rescued us by going to the cross.