Thursday, December 31, 2015

THE LAW OF MERITED IMPOSSIBILITY

Ever heard of The Law of Merited Impossibility? 

The American Conservative is a publication/website I don’t hold much in high esteem.   Basically, The American Conservative’s point of view is that it is against any American military involvement anywhere else in the world except for very essential national interests—in practice, there are very few very essential national interests.   Short of the Swiss army storming the steps of the Lincoln Memorial in D.C., military responses to provocations or crisis’s anywhere else in the world are specious over-reactions.    The American Conservative is replete with articles about war-mongering neo-conservatives, slavish American policies to Israeli interests, and, lately, how Obama’s “treaty” with Iran concerning its nuclear ambitions is a product of superior statecraft.  Not my cup of tea; but, to be fair, neither the Democrat nor Republican parties can count The American Conservative as a friend.

I turn to The American Conservative to read Rod Dreher.  Dreher calls himself a “Crunchy Con” conservative.  A “Crunchy Con” is an individual who embraces the hippy/countercultural lifestyle of his youth while embracing the conservative ideology of an adult.   Dreher left the Catholic Church after covering the Roman Catholic Church’s child sex abuse scandals and converted the Eastern Orthodoxy in 2006.   For the most part, Dreher writes about cultural issues and only occasionally about politics.

It is Dreher who came up with The Law of Merited Impossibility.  Those of us old enough to remember can recall that as legislators were preparing to vote on the Civil Rights Act of 1964, Senator Hubert Humphrey, a key advocate of the bill, assured his colleagues that the new law “would not require an employer to achieve any kind of racial balance in his work force by giving preferential treatment to any individual or group.” To drive the point home, Humphrey went so far as to promise, from the floor of the Senate, that if the Civil Rights Act were ever to be cited as a justification for preferential hiring practices, he would physically eat, page by page, the paper on which the bill was written.   Humphrey’s assurances were codified in the Civil Rights Act by Congress’ insertion of a clause stating that “nothing contained in this title shall be interpreted to require any employer ... to grant preferential treatment to any individual or to any group because of race, color, religion, sex or national origin of such individual or group on account of an imbalance ...”   Yet, as history shows, beginning with the behind-the-scenes drafting of  “goals and timetables”,  full-blown criteria for “affirmative action” became a matter of law—all of which were justified in the name of…you guessed it… the Civil Rights Act of 1964.

Of more recent memory, objections were raised that special legislation ensuring the rights of homosexuals would lead to “gay” marriage.   Proponents of gay rights legislation ridiculed such a suggestion as a bogus, silly fantasy made up by nutball religious fanatics to mislead the public.   “Gay marriage”, all were told, was simply impossible.   And yet…..

These two examples illustrate Dreher’s Law:  “It” will never happen, and when “it” does, you are a mean-spirited bigot if you oppose it.

Here in Hoosierland, as a result of last year’s RIFA fiasco, the Indiana legislature is working on legislation to protect the rights of LBGT folk.   Our august Indianapolis Star, advocating such legislation, dismisses any objections that it would compromise religious rights and that it would mandate that transsexuals would be allowed to use the restrooms of their choice.   Any bets on what will happen?