Once again it the time of the year to issue a warning to all
children everywhere. All year long Santa
watches what children do—writing down who has been naughty and who has been
good. But Christmas is a day all good children
not to let up just because you got all your Christmas presents! No!
No!
I am speaking of a magical creature who takes a special watch
on how you act on Christmas day. I am
talking about the dreaded Christmas Weasel!
Never heard of him? How lucky you
are! You must have been real good on
days of Christmas past.
If on Christmas day a child is bratty, won’t share his toys,
talks back to his parents, or throws a fit because he must put his toys aside
and go to visit his Grandma and Grandpa, the Christmas Weasel will sneak into
your house t night when you asleep and steal all your new toys. Imagine how upset you’ll be the next day!
Santa gives the Christmas Weasel permission to take your new
toys back to the North Pole so that he can give them to more deserving children
next year. So mind how you behave on
Christmas Day!
By the way, all you adults aren’t exempt either. If you give your spouse a hard time because
you got a blender, if the diamond isn’t big enough, if you only got a new tie
or socks, or even if all you got was a new supply of trash bags so you can take
out the trash, the Christmas Weasel will run up a huge bill at that fancy restaurant
with your credit card or maybe your 401K will suddenly have no money in it.
So, be nice. The
Christmas Weasel is watching you!
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